Tuesday, February 28, 2006

weekend phun

hi ya....

this weekend surely we had barrels o fun with podi being the bait.poor fellow,inadvertently becoming the bait everytime.

later in the night when everyone gathered up ,again podi was the bait,so much so that he didnt utter a single word and wanted to rush home,which eventually he did dismissing the routine of eating dabelis... hehe.

and boy was that guy upset.....writing chal hat everytime i tried to talk to him.

twas fun though.

anyways....l8rz

Thursday, February 23, 2006

quotes

hihiihihihihi....

once in a while,which comes by too often,i get some free time,and during one such occasion,i googled for the simpsons.(for those who do not know who/what/where the simpsons are,they might as well stop reading from here on and get a life!)

coming back,and i stumbled upon a treasure trove of simpson quotes,few of which i am going to list down here and mind you they are damn good ;).

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning.

Moe: I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Lenny: So then I said to the cop, "No, you're driving under the influence ... of being a jerk."

Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.

Carl: Oh no! Homer's going over those falls!
Lenny: Oh good! He snagged that tree branch.
Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!
Lenny: Oh good! He can grab onto them pointy rocks!
Carl: Oh no! Them pointy rocks broke his arms and legs.
Lenny: Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him!
Carl: Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!

Kent Brockman: ... and the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.

Trent: [walking up] The man knows what he likes.
Homer: Just taking care of business.
Trent: If you don't, who will, huh? Trent Steele.
Homer: Homer Si ... uh, Max Power.
Trent: Oh, hey! Great name!
Homer: Yeah, isn't it? I got it off a hair dryer.
Trent: [laughs] I like a man who can poke fun at himself. [looks at his watch] Ooh, hey, my one o'clock cancelled. Eh, you had any lunch?
Homer: Yeah, but I usually have three or four.
Trent: So where to eat? You like Thai?
Homer: Tie good. You like shirt?

Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1... 2.

Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power ... like God must feel when he's holding a gun.


Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum. (laughs) Oh wait, I get it, he's all right.

Bart: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
hihiihihihihi....

once in a while,which comes by too often,i get some free time,and during one such occasion,i googled for the simpsons.(for those who do not know who/what/where the simpsons are,they might as well stop reading from here on and get a life!)

coming back,and i stumbled upon a treasure trove of simpson quotes,few of which i am going to list down here and mind you they are damn good ;).

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning.

Moe: I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Lenny: So then I said to the cop, "No, you're driving under the influence ... of being a jerk."

Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.

Carl: Oh no! Homer's going over those falls!
Lenny: Oh good! He snagged that tree branch.
Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!
Lenny: Oh good! He can grab onto them pointy rocks!
Carl: Oh no! Them pointy rocks broke his arms and legs.
Lenny: Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him!
Carl: Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!

Kent Brockman: ... and the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.

Trent: [walking up] The man knows what he likes.
Homer: Just taking care of business.
Trent: If you don't, who will, huh? Trent Steele.
Homer: Homer Si ... uh, Max Power.
Trent: Oh, hey! Great name!
Homer: Yeah, isn't it? I got it off a hair dryer.
Trent: [laughs] I like a man who can poke fun at himself. [looks at his watch] Ooh, hey, my one o'clock cancelled. Eh, you had any lunch?
Homer: Yeah, but I usually have three or four.
Trent: So where to eat? You like Thai?
Homer: Tie good. You like shirt?

Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1... 2.

Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power ... like God must feel when he's holding a gun.


Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum. (laughs) Oh wait, I get it, he's all right.

Bart: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

back (again,with full force though ;))

ok....i must admit...that my attendance pretty low here and my rate has slumped....

but i hope to make it up to you,by blogging quite regularly.

first things first...

i got an ipod nano,thank you very much!

and i spoiled the earphones.but after a general survey it wasnt tough to conclude that graph ofthe ability of the apple speakers to do its job -> time was very small.

four days and bzzzzkkkk went my earphones..hopefully they will get replaced.

other things on my menu in the near future will be,an electronic guitar.mostly a yamaha pacifica.the reviews are great ,lets hope it fits my bill!

getting an ipod ,fills the void in my office hours.music and music for 10 hours straight,what else a man could hope for?(this was a statement ,and not a question)

anyways....
adios!